Thursday, March 25, 2010

Browsing the personals!

This post was made on 11th Dec, 2009 in another blog . However, I think it deserves to be included here, if only for the sheer brilliance and utter zaniness of the item in question.
This is an ad sacredsprites spotted in the company of her mates. It appeared in the classifieds.

"Recently de-coupled young man who considers online dating too crass and soliciting the attention of strangers in bars too unpredictable attempts bourgeois solution to loneliness. Seedy nights of contradiction conducted with a scholarly tome and a can of Special Brew guaranteed. Shiftless scholar, 27, some rough edges, S. Yorks, awaits his Nora Barnacle."

If this is felt to be against the tenor of this blog, the post will be promptly removed.
What say you dryad ??

Friday, March 19, 2010

SLAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM!

Result of late night chats between madgirl and sacredsprites



O, my head feels so heavy
and my brain is so numb.
I cannot answer in class
and the teacher thinks I'm dumb.

O, I slept but only 10 hours last night,
and I ate but only twenny plates o'rice.
O, my brain craves for food and rest
and that my friends, is my lil' vice.

Sir, I know you are teaching well,
But the guy next to me is starting to smell!
The AC is sending shivers down my spine,
Menander, I feel, is way past his prime!!

O sir,I'm afraid you are wasting your time

For to Menander I don't give a dime.