Showing posts with label lol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lol. Show all posts

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Snazzy Surveys 1 #

Here is the result of a survey conducted by sacredsprites on Omegle.
The question asked to a selected number of users of the website was:

What according to you is the colour of Sunday?

The result shows that an overwhelming majority of people felt Sundays were most definitely Blue in colour.
A complete list is provided along with the chart to show what the other possible colours of Sunday could be.

    Blue = 35 %
  Yellow = 15 %
Green = 5 %
     Red = 10 %
  White = 15 %
Purple = 5 %
Black = 10 %
Pink = 5 %
    
Keep watching this space for more whackiness!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Sea Of Poppies----Cast list

Ed.Note>  Here's a possible list of actors for Amitav Ghosh's 'potential blockbuster'...Sea Of Poppies, the first of the Ibis Trilogy. The novel has too many characters for a complete and detailed list of actors. This is a tentative list consisting of only those characters that took our fancy and remained etched on our collective memory. There are three lists of actors. That was done to avoid damaging the furniture  conflict. Any suggestions on the part of our readers would be fought over much appreciated so do make full use of the comments section.


M= Madgirl     
D= Dryad     
S= Sacredsprites

Characters: (in italics)

Raja Neel Rattan Haldar
M= Rajat Kapoor
D= Aamir Khan/ Shahrukh Khan
S= Tota Roy Chowdhury

Paulette 
M= Audrey Tautou
D=Penelope Cruz
S= Eva Green

Rani Malati
M= Soha Ali Khan
D= Chitrangada Singh
S= Soha Ali Khan

Parimal 
M= Raghuveer Yadav
D=  Siddharta Chatterjee
S=  Siddharta Chatterjee

Baboo Nob Kissen Pander
M= Om Puri
D=  Kharaj Mukherjee
S=  Kharaj Mukherjee

Zachary Reid
M= Elijah Wood
D= Farhan Akhtar??/Jake Gyllenhaal/Ben Whishaw
S= Benjamin Vicuña

Elokeshi
M= Bipasha Basu
D=Nandana Dev Sen
S= Bipasha Basu

Mr. Burnham
M= Brian Cox
D= Brian Cox  
S= Simon Callow

Mrs. Burnham
M= Lisa Ann Walter
D= Kate Winslet
S= Kate Winslet

Mr. Doughty
M= Danny DeVito
D= Danny DeVito
S= Danny DeVito

Mrs. Doughty
M= Rosie Perez
D= Natalie Ogle
S= Shirley Henderson

Jodu  
M= Tota Roychoudhuri
D= Ranbir Kapoor/Vivek Oberoi
S= Kunal Kapoor

Serang Ali
M= Saif Ali Khan
D= Javed Akhtar(not)???/Naseeruddin Shah
S= Saif Ali Khan

Mr. Crowle
M= Mel Gibson
D= Ralph Fiennes
S= Hugh Jackman

Captain Chillingworth
M= Anthony Hopkins
D= Anthony Hopkins
S= Anthony Hopkins

Munia 
M= Aparajita Ghosh Dastidar
D= Katrina Kaif ?/Priyanka Chopra ?
S= Genelia D’Souza

Deeti 
M= Nandita Das
D= Rani Mukherjee / Tabu/mayyyyyybe Ash??
S= Konkona Sen Sharma/Nandita Das  

Kalua 
M= Abhishek Bacchan
D= Rohit Khurana (Vansh from Uttran)  and Abhishek Bachchan
S= Abhishek Bacchan

Bhyro Singh
M= Om Puri
D= Salman Khan
S= Paresh Rawal

Ah Fatt
M= Kelly Dorji  
D= Kelly Dorji
S= Kelly Dorji

Sarju 
M= Shabana Azmi
D= Shabana Azmi
S= Surekha Sikri

Judge Kendlebushe
M= Tom Alter             
D= Tom Alter       
S= Tom Alter

Hookam Singh
M= Ronit Roy
D= Ronit Roy
S= Ronit Roy

Chandan Singh
M= Arshad Warsi
D= Arshad Warsi
S= Arshad Farsi

Deeti’s Mother-in-law
M= Dimple Kapadia    
D= SurekhaSikri      
S= Jaya Bachchan

Babloo Tindal
M= Sumeet Sachdev
D= Sumeet Sachdev?!?!?!
S=       ¿?

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Browsing the personals!

This post was made on 11th Dec, 2009 in another blog . However, I think it deserves to be included here, if only for the sheer brilliance and utter zaniness of the item in question.
This is an ad sacredsprites spotted in the company of her mates. It appeared in the classifieds.

"Recently de-coupled young man who considers online dating too crass and soliciting the attention of strangers in bars too unpredictable attempts bourgeois solution to loneliness. Seedy nights of contradiction conducted with a scholarly tome and a can of Special Brew guaranteed. Shiftless scholar, 27, some rough edges, S. Yorks, awaits his Nora Barnacle."

If this is felt to be against the tenor of this blog, the post will be promptly removed.
What say you dryad ??

Friday, March 19, 2010

SLAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM!

Result of late night chats between madgirl and sacredsprites



O, my head feels so heavy
and my brain is so numb.
I cannot answer in class
and the teacher thinks I'm dumb.

O, I slept but only 10 hours last night,
and I ate but only twenny plates o'rice.
O, my brain craves for food and rest
and that my friends, is my lil' vice.

Sir, I know you are teaching well,
But the guy next to me is starting to smell!
The AC is sending shivers down my spine,
Menander, I feel, is way past his prime!!

O sir,I'm afraid you are wasting your time

For to Menander I don't give a dime.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

I has me word!

A dash of salt
A little vinegar
A slice of tomato
A hint of sugar
Cool lemonade sloshes inside my soul
Let the flavours soak in and make me whole!
A word aside to our heavenly Mother
Patroness of food and protector of the liver
Let no mortal say, 'no more no more'
We might grow fat but out with such bores!
Who ever grew fat on cakes and meat loafs??
Eat well, make merry and exercise..loads!
This poem might not be a masterpiece
Well, dryad my mate, what do you make of this?!